Dear Doctor Psych-Auto,
Is it true that you are a highly trained analyst? How can I be sure of your credentials?
Signed,
Curious but Sceptical
Dear Sceptical Schmuck,
I don't answer questions without you should first send me a picture of your bumper sticker. Send all pictures to DrPsychAuto@gmail.com.
But just to give you a demo, here is a sample analysis of the gal who runs around with the car above. (I just ripped this straight from the internet. You have no way of knowing that so my admissions should come as a reassurance of my professionalism.)
Subject is a 32 year old black female, single mother of four. She feels insecure in this world, and so turns to the old tried-and-true politics of her childhood.
Strictly, Dr. Psych-Auto.
1 comment:
Doctor, Doctor...shall I send you a picture of my car? Or can I just describe it. It's a red honda, 2005, a little dirty and when I say "a little" I want you to think, if you will, of something in desperate need of an archaelogical dig. The back left rear bumper is scratched and below, but unrelated to, the scratch is a native image of an orca, in blue.
Please illuminate me: what does my car say about me?
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